Chris ([info]chriskelly) wrote,
@ 2009-03-18 18:30:00
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That's where I draw the line.
I'm comfortable admitting that I take fiber supplements. I know, it's sort of a grandma thing to do, but let's face it: it feels good to be regular. I'm even comfortable buying fiber supplements. I will totally hand a bottle of tan, generic-brand pills to a Kmart cashier without hesitation. I will not, however, walk to the counter at Trader Joe's with a product that is prominently labeled "COLON CLEANSE." Seriously, TJ's, just call it fiber. We all know what it's for.



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[info]misspinkkate
2009-03-19 03:50 am UTC (link)
I'll do you one better- I eat fiber cereal. Oh yeah, All Bran Extra Fiber. I mix in a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it's delicious.

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[info]dharmapunk
2009-03-21 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Trader Joe's Shit Pipe Squeegee now only 12.99!

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